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But hey, thats ok. So, we sit and talk about the good old shows on Nick ALL the time. This is just going to have a few, and later on I'll add more. To start out, I'm gonna put some quotes from my 3 fav cartoons-Ren and Stimpy, Rocko's Modern Life, and Spongebob Squarepants.
Spongebob...
Patrick: When in doubt, pinky out!
Patrick: now THATS fancy...they should call you Spongebob Fancypants!
Patrick: Well...you're a turkey!
Spongebob: What's that?
Patrick: It's what you are!
Squidward: If i had a dollar for every brain you don't have I'd have one dollar.
SpongeBob: First bun, shoe, mustard, pan, bun, NO!
Patrick: "Pardon my french, but, GET THIS THING OFF ME!"
SpongeBob: Nice try........"Sandy."
Patrick: Or should I say Miss AlienPants?
Squidward: Let me show you guys how much I...HATE YOU!!!
SpongeBob: Patrick, did you ever get the feeling that Squidward likes us too much?
Realtor: You're Squidward, he's Squidward...I'M SQUIDWARD!
Are there any other SQUIDWARDS I should know about?
Gary (in Squidward's voice): Meow.
Realtor: I'm outta here
Spongebob: One time I saw this magician and he did this thing... and anyhow he said if you believe and with a tiny pinch of magic all of your dreams can come true
Plankton: I win!
SpongeBob: It's not about winning, it's about fun.
Plankton: What's that?
SpongeBob: Fun is when you, it's kinda, sorta like a, what is fun? Here, let me spell it for you. "F" is for friends who do stuff together, "U" is for you and me, "N" is for anywhere & anytime at all.
Clams: Down here in the deep blue sea!
Plankton: "F" is for fire burning the whole town, "U" is for uranium - bombs, "N" is for no survivers, when you...
SpongeBob: Plankton! Those aren't what fun's all about. Now, do it like this. "F" is for friends who do stuff toget...
Plankton: No way! That's completly idiotic!
SpongeBob: Here, let me help you. "F" is for friends who do stuff together, "U" is for you & me,...
Plankton: "N" is for anywhere & anytime at all!
Clams: Down here in the deep blue sea!
Plankton: Wait, I don't understand it. I feel all tingly inside. Can we stop?
SpongeBob: No. That's how you're supposed to feel.
Plankton: Well I like it. Let's do it again!
SpongeBob: Okay!
SpongeBob & Plankton: "F" is for frolic through all the flowers, "U" is for ukelele, "N" is for nose pickin', sharing gum & sand licking here with my best buddy! Ha ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Mr. Krabs: Ahh... mutiny.
Spongebob:Why did everyone run away?
Patrick:Maybe it was your pink hat.
Spongebob:Oh, that's not my hat. That's my brain.
Patrick:Oh.....AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Patrick: Can we say people from Texas are dumb?
Sandy: No!
Patrick: Can we say plants from Texas are dumb?
Sandy: No!
Patrick: Can we say shoes from Texas are dumb?
Sandy: No! You can't say anthing dumb about Texas!
Patrick: Get a dog, little longies!
Patrick: "I'll cheer you up with a story!"
Patrick: "Once there was an ugly barnacle. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end."
Patrick:It's hideous! Look at it! LOOK AT IT!
Spongebob: No one would want a friend as ugly as I am!
Patrick: Sure they would! It makes them feel better about the way THEY look.
Person 1: Is this the Krusty Krab?
Patrick: No this is Patrick.
(phone rings again)
Person 2: Is this the Krusty Krab?
Patrick: NO, this is Patrick!
Person 3: Is this the Krusty Krab?
Patrick: NO! THIS IS PATRICK!
Patrick: I am not a Krusty Krab!
Spongebob: Umm... Patrick, the Krusty Krab is the name of the restaurant.
Sandy: Hello little critter, what's your name?
Mom: Don't stand too close to a squirrel, Billy, you'll catch its stupid.
Mr. Krabs: That sound... it sounds like... the pitter-patter of... MONEY!
Rocko...
This was a little harder. They're separated by character.
Rocko:
A wallaby? Well it's like a kangaroo but smaller.
This isn't coffee!!!
I'm not a comedian, I just have a funny accent.
The horror! The horror!
Wowza!
Well, you're just a grouchy old toad.
I must cease this senseless sucking!
Big dog, big FEROCIOUS dog, we're shaking aren't we spunky?
Oh baby, oh baby, oh baby.
I can't believe enveryone's bonkers for me bum!
Spunky, pew, bad dog!
What the nut is going on?
What in the blazes!?!
Hehe, hehe, Oh my
G'Day mate!
Bath day is a very dangerous day
Laundry day is a very dangerous day
Garbage day is a very dangerous day
Open Mike night is a very dangerous night
Shopping day is a very dangerous day
Good as new
Heffer:
Citizens of Conglomo repeat after me.... WEE WEE!!!! Cluck, cluck, bock bock bugock
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet (burping) THIS BURP IS FOR YOU!
Hey Mr Bighead, thats my mother your yellin' at and I don't like it!
And now for your viewing pleasure, 1001 of you favourite videos!
I spilled my puffies
If I eat more, I can lose more weight!
Look everybody, I'm a loser!
Hey! I don't get it.
Oh my gosh! I don't believe it....
There's nothing like restaurant ketchup
Wow, I've got big hips
Chewy Chicken is people! Chewy Chicken is people!
There's the real world, and then there's Filburt world!
Hes naked...
If you were a true friend, you'd brand my butt!
I feel naked and alone
I feel pretty... just call me Cinder-Heffer
Hey I'm starved.
You know, I died once.
That was a hoot!
Filburt:
Hey, hey, ask me what time it is
Boom-shwatay-ooosh
Oh, the overwhelming humiliation!
Lane 13!?! That's terribly unlucky.
I am the tooth fairy, behold my power
Do I look okay to you?
Yeah you like it! you like that!
Oh, Oh, Oh, Look, Look, Look...
Pass the clam juice, please!
Lets roast his onion!
I don't know... because you're stupid!
I wet my shell!
Hold your horses, dutchboy!
Monkey bites!
Bad luck and extreme misfortune will infest my pathetic soul for all eternity.
You wig wearing RECESS MONKEY!
Oh fishsticks.
My hives!
Turn the page, wash your hands...
Ed Bighead:
You saw my wife in her BATHROBE?!?!
Hehe, I'm a clown! *honk*
Poop the deck and ruffle me winkie!
Get off my back, woman!
I have no son!
Hey! Get out of my salmon bushes!
I hate my life!!!
Bev Bighead:
We were, afraid to tell you.
Read 'em and weep, boys!
Ed! What am I... talking to myself?!
My boys... my BOYS!
Ed if you're going to talk, take the steer out of your mouth.
Ed! Come play with me!
How rude
Edddddd!!!
Grandpa Wolf:
I say we eat the beaver!
I'm feelin' frisky!
Shut up beaver!
Really Really Big Man:
Little poots? Where are you?
Help, I'm suffering from nipple blindness!
Look into my magic chest hairs
Look in to my nipples of the future.
Remember, BIG is good!
Peaches:
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!! ah, forget about it.
I am evil... they call me... Peaches
664...665... grrrr 1...2...3
You still don't know where you are, do you? There is no remote in heck!
Censors!
Job Applicant: ...and I'm punchin' him and punchin' him and I say "What do you mean I didn't give you the right change!!!!"
Ralph Bighead:
CHEESE!
Okay, have it your way, DAD.
Never!
Fatheads:
Oh look, its our annoying neighbour Rollo
Don't give him anything!
Guy with Monkey:
You keep your bird away from my monkey
I thought I told you to keep your bird away from my monkey!
Ren and Stimpy:
The Happy Happy Joy Joy Song-
Hello, boys and girls, this is your old pal Stinky Wizzleteats. This is a song about a whale - no! This is a song about being happy. That's right! It's the Happy Happy Joy Joy song!
Happy Happy Joy Joy (6x)
Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy
I don't think you're happy enough. That's right! I'll teach you to be happy. I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs.
Happy Happy Joy Joy (6x)
Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy
If you ain't the granddaddy of all liars. The little critters of nature they don't know that they're ugly. That's very funny! A fly marrying a bumblebee. I told you I'd shoot! But you didn't believe me. Why didn't you believe me?
Happy Happy Joy Joy (6x)
Happy Happy Happy Happy (2x)
Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy
The Muddy Muddskipper Show-
And now, kids, it's time for the Muddy Mudskipper Show. Who's the greatest Mudskipper of them all? Who can skip through the mud with the greatest of ease? What kind of wonderful guy? Who can crawl like a dog without scraping his knees? Who's got segmented eyes? It's Muddy Mudskipper! It's Muddy Mudskipper! It's Muddy Mudskipper Show!
LOG-
All kids love Log! What rolls down stairs, Alone or in pairs, Rolls over your neighbours dog? What's great for a snack, And fits on your back, It's Log..Log..Log!! It's Lo-og, Lo-og It's big, it's heavy It's wood! It's Lo-og, Lo-og It's better than bad It's good!!! Everyone wants a Log You're gonna love it Log Come on and get your Log Everyone needs a Log Log from Blammo!
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